Josh Hamilton's Mystery Ailment Is No Longer A Mystery

I'm a bit underwater at the moment (as you can no doubt deduce from the last couple of front-page posts), but the big news of the afternoon is that Josh Hamilton is returning to the Rangers' lineup tonight and batting third and playing center field after being diagnosed with "ocular keratitis" -- basically, corneal dryness leading to blurry vision, a condition which can stem from overconsumption of caffeine and energy drinks. 

Setting aside all thoughts of "something like this could only happen to Josh," it seems that the mystery of Josh's absence has been solved for now, and now you hope that he can continue his torrid .950-plus OPS pace of the last couple of months, as the Rangers have an opportunity over the next 72-plus hours to clinch -- or all but clinch -- the AL West title and move closer to clinching the No. 1 seed in the American League