Thanks to a tip we recieved from a Mr. Procurion we are now investigating rampant homophobic & racist slurs on this site. All of us here at the FCC take this very seriously. The DOJ & the POTUS have made clear that whatever we need will be provided. If called upon I pray all of you will be forthcoming so we can put this scourge to rest. Congress will no doubt be interested in the outcome of this investigation. This matter is now PRIORITY ONE. Wish me Godspeed and if you are guilty rest assured you will sentenced to the maximum allowed

Wow, this is getting serious.

What a gay thread.

Oh nooooo!!!

Good Lord we need Joey back...

Please explain your gayness to us ABC. This could be very helpful in our investigation. To recognize or percieve to recognize something as 'gay' most certainly means that perhaps gays have what we refer to as GAYDAR which allows them to detect things others can't.

Our investigating officer forgot to mention that those who cooperate fully will recieve full immunity.

Fake Field Officer Tweedle Dee, or is it Fake Office Tweedle Dumb. What a combo.

I personally know POTUS Barack Obama, and i can get you arrested for saying g**, abc.

Field Officer yoo, yoo are under arrest for treason for saying g******. Do you need me to read your miranda rights?

abc, our internet records show that you are the same person as Not that Eric, based on your ip records and after Joey Matschulat filed a formal complaint about some of the citizens on this site.

*received

"'I' before 'e' except after 'c'."

Mr. Reining,
How many Ranger bats have a WAR above 2 or 3? Thanks.

What happened to the topic of baseball and the Texas Rangers??

Effective tomorrow, anyone that says the word "gay" will be turned in to Lord Procurion, our master, for questioning

You gotta luv it when someone like 'Special Agent Ricki' steals another guy's post

At least we have not heard from Tomas de Torquemada of the Tribunal del Santo Oficio de la Inquiscion. I guess 'NO ONE SUSPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION'!!!

les;
Like humor-but different?

This site has gone straight to the pits of Hades!

Karl Rove is......gay.

It's Wetteland time in Texas!!!