I've already disclosed this information to both Nompton and The Ghost Of David W., but the invitation will be extended to anyone who's interested. My best friend and I will be in Surprise to witness the Rangers' first weekend of Spring Training games, so, although it's not generally my style to associate with people I don't know, if anyone is interested in seeing the game and/or hitting the bars during the nighttime, I'll be around.

I mean, if we have to extend it to taking shots of whiskey in a dive bar, or going to a strip club to help fund various women through college, so be it. I'm not one to judge. I'm just trying to be nice and talk some Rangers baseball. It is for my birthday, after all.

Anyway, if anyone is interested, let me know and I'll shoot you my email address, and we can take it from there. Ya ya ya, I hate the offseason.

WOW!

What a nice 12th birthday present.

Gray or not gray?

Im interested if gay relationships will be involved. I have a crush on Ricki

I also think that Nompton has some sexiness potential, too

It's important for me to be there where I can pull Jon Daniels aside and show him the proof that this team is only going to be able to win about 87 games. WAR has spoken.

What's with the gay posts?

I love ilovetrades

@Eric

I'm sure JD will offer you a job on the spot.

Ranger Homo=Ranger Homer=RickyinFtW=Troll=Social Schizoid(waste if time)

It's important for me to be there where I can pull Jon Daniels aside and show him the proof that this team is only going to be able to win about 87 games. WAR has spoken.

I did not write this.

Going to spring training, sounds like a fun adventure. I'm sure most of us would go if we didn't have to work.