I will forgo signing in Taiwan and becoming the biggest superstar ever there to sign with your team for a mere 6/120 with a50 mil player option and win a MVP/world series for your team. Do not pass this up not everyday a true superstar wants to play for you

Manny Ramierz = Soccar Cleats

I brought Boston a championship after there failure and I can do the same for you

You don't have that kind of money and it is not enough anyway. Move on.

I've been scouring Craigslist for months to find a post like this! Have your agent call me.

Based on your current offseason signing me can't be any worse than anything else you've done

Mr. Ramierez, your shipment is available for pickup. Please stop by the clinic as soon as possible, thanks.

Call Nellie and you both can take quick lessons in Japanese.
*the "J" is not passive or silent as in your Spanglish, MR

This has to be one of the more entertaining things I've seen today. Heh.

The ghost of John hart? Now there was a wise man I have a feeling that even if I was 50 he'd give me a multiple year deal based on what I did in my 30s

Manny, there's a typo in your lsat name.

Considering we've already signed AJ and Berkman, bringing in Manny could create a perfect storm of dislikeitude.

Exactly can you imagine the fun the three of us would have with the media

JD told me he never signs players who cant even spell their own names.

Yet he signs a pitcher with the ugliest mustache I've ever seen that's also a nut job to an extension, I think he'll sign me, besides can you imagine how your manager would use me, I saw how he used micheal young last year and I've heard he loves veterans

One of the best topics ever on bbtia, hands down.

^^^^^^^^^ sure if U like idiocy. I hunt for the c_nts & morons

I love me some me.

I should have listened to Jefferson Davis. Look at what I have created.

So over under on me hitting 30 bombs for you this year

Jon? Is that you? What do you think you're doing on here? I told you to stay off these forums and that we ain't signing no Manny Ramirez! Now get back to my office...I got a little chore for you..

I don't see how you could turn down signing me Nolan I would add a veteran presence to your team that your lacking after trading your best player micheal young

Hell, Nolan, I need a 5th starter, let's stretch Manny out and see if he can bring it. You love pitchers, right?

Hey I always say veternans are my go to guys. If Manny say he can bring the heat Manny gowna be my man. I ride him out there and see what his baseball do.

You know I like your thinking Jon. Manny as a starter...Lets do it! I see why you make the big bucks Jon. Manny how about me you and Jon have a little discussion over some of my steaks!

Now I've got a craving for some steak fajitas.

And baseball.