Ryan Howard

Jose Conseco, Vlad Guererro, or Roger Clemens. Book it.

Best take on this phenomenon ever:

http://www.sportspickle.com/news/5238/baseball-player-reports-to-camp-in-the-4th-best-shape-of-his-life

Ok...maybe it was the 4th best take on the issue...

If you want to play, Rangerbourne, you have to pick one.

@primi: yes, one player per poster. No duplicate players. I suppose you can change your player if you like, as long as no one else has chosen your new guy. Also, what would you propose as a bonus?

You guys have picked some good ones. Keep it up.

Roger Clemens, on the best shape of his life, will attempt to get a spring training invite from the astros. Further, he will be the best pitcher for the Astros this season. Book it. And a quick question: can my winnings be used to purchase a hotdog or does it HAVE to be KC? Kettle corn gets stuck in muh teeth

And I will go with Adam Wainwright.

Bartalo Colon

Mark Prior

Nobody else wants Berkman, Ill take him.

Carlos Quentin

You can buy a hot dog with it if you want. I forget how much hot dogs are, but I'm (over)estimating kettle corn at $5. Might actually be enough for kettle corn and a soda, if you buy the soda before you get to the ballpark.

Michael Pineda

Ian Kinsler

What an ignorant post.

Kevin Youkilis

Dan Haren

CC Sabathia: hey, hey, hey!!!

@Andy: I will throw in a bonus of the winner's choice of a set of John "lady, I'm not an athlete, I'm a baseball player" Kruk baseball cards, or Ballpark Nachos (also Paypals equivalent).

Also, will the winner be the first to provide a verifiable link, or upon announcement, will the rest of us gave a day to data mine the Internet looking for an earlier winning link?

As for the bonus, the winner must have a BMI of 27.5, based on either MLB, team, Baseball Reference or Fangraphs listing of height and weight.

rafael soriano

Dick Harden

The winner will be the first to provide a verifiable link of his prediction.

Stephen Strasburg

Big Papi