"For God so loved the athletes, that he sent his only begotten son, that whoever acquires his services shold not perish in free agency but have everlasting contracts" - John 3:16 (Katie Hamilton Bible)

Where can I purchase the Katie Hamilton version?

God likes himself some cash. Katie right now is rubbing hundred dollar bills all over herself saying "I love you Ben, I mean Jesus".

Derivative of the Tammy Faye version, but a worthy update.

How about Romance & Dating According to the Hamiltons

Only one party is responsible for showing interest. The love connection goes to the highest bidder.

To be honest, I never read the Tammy Faye version.

I like Money and B**ches and B**ches with Money - Young Siwft

I think Young Swift likes Katie Hamilton now