No one wants to sign in Texas is as follows....COOKIE TALK

No hitter wants to have fans miss his important at bats while some senile former player drones on about miss fannies no bake butter bars. And no pitcher wants to have his strikes outs covered up by happy birthdays to Ethel Anderson from Tuscola and Happy 41st anniversary to the Henderson's from Seagoville.

It's time to make a trade. TAG has to be shipped out for new life.

(Just adding some levity to a slow moving off season)