I can fix all of Texas's problems with a single cure-all, a virtual panacea! Just have Texas play the Astros as much as possible. Realign the divisions with Houston in the AL, choose the heavy division schedule, where you play game after game against your division, and voila! Instant success!

dont forget to bat CJ in hambones place during day games. that about completes it.

I was bitchey today, huh?

we all have those days lol. i figured you lost like a million dollar deal or something lol. just joking no clue what you do just know you said you have a suite at the games so i was gonna start suite crashing. "Yo Ricky!!!!!!"

Just have Texas play the Astros as much as possible. Realign the divisions with Houston in the AL, choose the heavy division schedule, where you play game after game against your division, and voila! Instant success!

Plus, every game will bring 40,000+ to the Ballpark, because of that fierce intrastate rivalry and everything. Everyone wins!

It's the Boot. Yep, THAT "Silver Boot"... thatZ gotta be the carrot. Such intensity. ugh

So, would you consider this to be...ze final solution? Too soon?

i know kinsler shed a tear.

nothing another wash hug wont fix though.