Happy Thoughts. Happy Friday. Its time for my obligatory once a day; i'm bored with work forum!

I'm tired of the negativity (although not unwarranted, and i've hashed some out myself; however i've taken my valium today and its on!) regarding the rangers. So here is todays fun game. Hence this being a POSITIVE forum. we are going to POSITIVELY assume the rangers win the west. Now you get to use your imagination and tell us how the Rangers off Season plays out. I'll set the tone so you'll se how it goes. However if you have them going back to the series. you have to say against what team and how that plays out. should be fun. unless you wanna stay negative and wallow in the squandars fo your hopeless lost season...

Teams: Rangers, Detroit, RSox, WC: Yanks

Rangers play Sox Round1
CJ vs Lester G1: lefty lefty match up both pitchers prone to mistakes at times. Cool Boston October air makes this a hit fest. Rangers edge this out 8-7
Ogando vs Beckett G2: Beckett has been lights out, but in Ogandos 1st ever playoff start he out duels him Rangers win 3-1
Colby vs Buchholz G3: Colby regains 10 playoff form, Buckholz keeps it close ranger BP blows game in the end, Rangers lose 4-3
Harrison vs Lackey G4: Thus proving the rangers stand pat and DO NOT Trade for starting pitcher Harrison is the 4th playoff pitcher. in typical Lackey at the ballpark fashion, its not even close, Harrison gives up a few runs, however the Rangers offense proves too much. Rangers win 11-5

Rangers return to ALCS!!!!

Detroit beats NY 3-2 due to 2 outstanding games by Verlander

Rangers vs Detroit ALCS

CJ vs Scherzer G1: Scherzer proves too much; Rangers continue struggles in Det. Rangers lose 5-1
Ogando vs Porcello G2: Ogando dazzles again and porcello keeps it close. Mitch Moreland hits a HR to go up by one top 9th; Feliz holds it down for the win 3-2
Colby vs Penny G3: Again in the playoffs Colby dominates Rangers win 6-2
Harrison vs Verlander G4: Verlander dominates, Harrison folds under pressure of his dominant pitching Detroit wins 4-0
CJ vs Scherzer G5: back in Detroit rangers bats struggle despite a gem by CJ. Rangers lose 2-1
Ogando vs Porcello G6: unfortunately the youth and pressure of teh game gets to Ogando, Hamilton and Cruz attempt a drastic comeback off Porcello, Rangers BP blows it in extra innings rangers lose 6-5 in 11

Detroit wins series 4-2 however Rangers again prove their no pushover, and we have even more too look forward too in '12.

Now its your turn. how do the playoffs turn out to you? btw... you dont have to go into as much detail as i did you could just give scores or just how the series goes if you wanna keep it simple.

Epic Forum Fail! i guess too much thinking required for a Friday!

I'm going to be relentlessly positive here:

ALDS Game 1: Rangers win. Cupcakes rain from the sky.
ALDS Game 2: Rangers win when opposing CF is distracted on key play by an adorable puppy.
ALDS Game 3: Rangers sweep series. Everyone in attendance gets a teddy bear.

ALCS Game 1: Rangers win in The Bronx, go out for awesome NY Pizza Party after the game.
ALCS Game 2: Rangers win. Wash gets to meet Traci Lords, star of his favorite film, "Epicenter", after the game.
ALCS Game 3: Rangers win. Unemployment rate drops to 3.8% as a result.
ALCS Game 4: Rangers sweep. Joey Matches named MVB (Most Valuable Blogger, of course).

WS Game 1: Rangers win. Beat rat-bastard traitor Cliff Lee in the process.
WS Game 2: Rangers win. Tom Hicks hit with a foul ball off the bat of Adrian Beltre, gets nasty concussion.
WS Game 3: Rangers win. Everyone in the crowd at RBiA loses 10 lbs from cheering so loud. Mavs trade for Dwight Howard during 7th inning stretch.
WS Game 4: Rangers win it all. We all get extremely drunk.

That was more positive than Magic Johnsons HIV test!

...too soon?

My first thoughts were: pretty good spelling considering the Valium use. Then I thought you must have taken more than one then I read the ScoobyDude and me thinks you too have been at the Scooby Snacks laced with LSD.

lol..... unfortunately i had high hopes for this forum :( oh well